A Professor explained Marketing
to MBA students:)
1. You see gorgeous girl in party, you go to her & say I am rich marry me
That's Direct Marketing.
2. You attend party & your friend goes to a girl & pointing at you tells her, He' is very rich, marry
him..
" That's Advertising"
3. Girl walks to you & says u are rich, can u marry me?
"That's Brand Recognition"
4. You say I m very rich marry me & she slaps u
"That's Customer Feedback"
5. You say I m very rich marry me & she introduces you to her husband
"That's Demand & Supply Gap"
6. Before you say I m rich, marry me, your wife arrives
That's Restriction from Entering
New Market ..
Marketing class: where we learn that the best way to get people to buy something is to convince them they need it—preferably right after they've just bought something they didn't need! 😂 Who knew marketing was just a fancy way of playing 'keep away' with our wallets?!"
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"Who knew learning about marketing could be such a rollercoaster ride? I came for the memes and stayed for the market segmentation! 🤣 If only I could use these strategies to market my dog’s Instagram account—he’s got the cuteness factor down, but we’re still working on his hashtags! #PawfectMarketing"
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